5 definition by Legitimate Atheist

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(adj) 1: the quality of being extremely FAIL
2: the quality of being generally bad, an antonym of terrific
1: *juggler unsuccessfully attempts to juggle three balls*
Guy: that was failurific.
2: *tree falls on guy's house*
Guy: failurific.
by Legitimate Atheist June 10, 2009

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1. A man who works in the Vatican, esp. as an assistant to the Pope.
2. The most epic superhero ever.
1. Man 1: Is that a Cardinal?
Man 2: No, it's just a Pope-man. You can tell if you are looking at a Cardinal by the hat that they wear.

2. Man: Look! It's Pope-man and Cardinal!
by Legitimate Atheist June 11, 2009

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(adj) The quality of being foolish or ignorant concerning a cause to the point where one detracts from the strength of the cause.
Intelligent Theist: I know that neither of you believe in God, but perhaps I can convince you otherwise.

Athy Person: I'm athiest! I know that the bible is false and that there is no God. SCIENCE proves it, so it must be true! I don't need to talk about it, my faith lies in SCIENCE.

Legitimate Atheist: Yes, you are quite athy (speaking to Athy Person). I would love to discuss religion with you (speaking to Theist).

Athy Person: Thank you.
by Legitimate Atheist May 25, 2009

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The origin of normality (see mill, run of).
Guy 1: Look! A casino!

Guy 2: Honestly, that's pretty run-of-the-mill here in Las Vegas/Atlantic City.
by Legitimate Atheist May 31, 2009

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1. An extreme atheist, one who has unshakable faith in the absence of God,

2. one who is very athy with regards to atheism.
Theist: But how can you live your life without faith?

Antitheist: Of course I have faith! I live with my faith that there is no God! Shut up! Go to Hell!

Legitimate Atheist: No wonder nobody likes atheists...
by Legitimate Atheist May 25, 2009

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