The Rituals of Bob

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.
To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.
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Boble

The Bible of Bob and his son, Rob.
“He claims we are the Messiah!” The Book of Rob, Boble.
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Bob, Bob the holy, Bob the great, Bob the very very great, Bob the holy Bob, Holy Bob, Holy One, O great one, Father of greatness, Essence of Wifi, First and last of THE HOLY WORLD, Father of Rob, etc.
Let us witness the 3 trillion names of Bob the holy.
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The Book of Han

This is a book of the Boble, by the Cult of Bob the Almighty, otherwise known as Bob the Lord. This book mainly focuses on being Bob’s faithful servant, and the will to die for Bob.
The Book of Han in the Boble is very important, as it states that true followers will die for Bob.
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