The Rituals of Bob

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.
To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.
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Sunlillies

Do not fall for this deceiving name, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies is an enemy of Bob. She has cursed Wi-Fi, the most important disciple of Bob!
To war, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies has betrayed us for an unimportant objective. We must shake the very foundations of our enemy, and teach them a lesson they will never forget.
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HOLY

Bob the Holy. You will be a part of Bob Cult if you accept the HOLY.
Bobist: Accept HOLY!
Atheist: NO.
Bob the Holy: HOLY LIGHT BLURSE YOU.
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The Book of Han

This is a book of the Boble, by the Cult of Bob the Almighty, otherwise known as Bob the Lord. This book mainly focuses on being Bob’s faithful servant, and the will to die for Bob.
The Book of Han in the Boble is very important, as it states that true followers will die for Bob.
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