Simpism

Simpism is a branch of Bobism. The people of Simpism know that Bob is Everything, and Everything is Bob. The only difference is that these people are simps, and simp more than honor Bob the Almighty.

Guy: Did you know that Cussan is Simpism?
Cussan: UwU
Guy: Wadya mean Cussan?!
Cussan: Did you know that tennis racquets have HOLES in them?
Guy: Yeah?
Cussan: *Pokes finger through hole*
Guy: *Leaves*
Cussan: I AM A SIMP!

by LegendaryWølf April 08, 2022

Daniel An

That one annoying tall guy that sneaks up behind you and deletes your tabs. One way to spot a Daniel An: Start playing games on your browser. Oh, and he’ll have to be a family friend.

Daniel An: Boooo!
Random kid: Shut up I’m studying.
Daniel An: Too bad I’m deleting your textbook tabs.

by LegendaryWølf April 07, 2022

Cult of Bob

The Cult of Bob is a cult in which people praise Bob the Almighty, in a religion known as Bobism.

Guy: Have you heard of the Cult of Bob?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m in it!
Guy: What do you do in there?
Guy 2: Build temples, worship, invite people, climb the wall, do rituals…
Guy: Pls let me join…

by LegendaryWølf April 09, 2022

Zihan

A very murderous person. Must be born in Aries. Likes games, bloody Webtoons, and roasting people.

Zihan likes to murder people. She also just started playing a certain game on a browser.

by LegendaryWølf April 11, 2022

LegendaryWølf

That one noob who has a weird nickname. Also the one player in the game who quit halfway because of screen time. Also also part of the Bob Cult (the cult in which people worship and sacrifice to Bob the Almighty, also known as Bob the Lord). LegendaryWølf is insanely good at messing up.

Omg, is that LegendaryWølf on my hole.io server?! They absolutely SUCK!

by LegendaryWølf April 08, 2022

The Book of Rob

This is a book of the Boble, of Bob the Almighty, also known as Bob the Lord. This is the first book of the Boble, as it introduces the Boble to new readers and High Priests alike.

The Book of Rob in the Boble is written by Bob’s son, Rob.

by LegendaryWølf April 07, 2022

Daniel An (more on this word)

*Read the first definition first*
Insanely good at math, smart but stupid. Very, very annoying.

WARNING: May come at you before school to be annoying.

Student 1: Have you read the <<Daniel An (more on this word)>> article? It’s very fascinating.
Student 2: IKR!
Daniel An: *Deletes their tab on Urban Dictionary*
Student 1: WTF bro
Student 2: OMG I just successfully spotted a Daniel An!!!

by LegendaryWølf April 08, 2022