Definitions by Lee Tatlock

Little Thief

Alternate name for "Little Chef" restaurants that reflects their outrageous prices for such tiny portions of foul tasting food

"I'm so hungry i could even eat at the little thief right now"

Little Thief by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Shlegs 

To have legs covered in shit from either not washing or stepping into a knee deep load of shit.

"my legs are covered in shit, i've got shlegs"

Shlegs by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Flim 

Liverpudlian word for a five pound note.

"Lend us a flim"

Flim by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Jug Tug

To put your penis between someone’s breasts and bringing yourself to climax by thrusting for a few minuets.
Also Known as - Mammary Masturbation, Tit Wank, Bub Rub, Wap Slap - etc.

"I wouldn't mind a nice soapy jug tug off her"

Jug Tug by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Fizog 

Word used to describe a strange or ugly face.

"Look at the fizog on him!!"

Fizog by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Shit beak 

a brown noser

"you're such a shit beak man"

Shit beak by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Clampit 

A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.

"We live next door to the Clampits"

Clampit by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004