Shlegs

To have legs covered in shit from either not washing or stepping into a knee deep load of shit.

"my legs are covered in shit, i've got shlegs"

by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

Moominchild

a fruity upper-class snob.

"may i introduce Sir.Moominchild Bookreport the 3rd"

by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

bimf

To break wind. To fart

"jesus!have you bimfed"

by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

Fannyitous

1.A male who has lots of sex is said to have fannyitous - to be addicted to women.
2.Genral vaginal desease.

"I'm itching like a mad man, i think i've caught fannyitous"

by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

Fizog

Word used to describe a strange or ugly face.

"Look at the fizog on him!!"

by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

Wum Cum

A womans sexual juices

"Theres a big wet patch of wum cum on my quilt"

by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004

Jug Tug

To put your penis between someone’s breasts and bringing yourself to climax by thrusting for a few minuets.
Also Known as - Mammary Masturbation, Tit Wank, Bub Rub, Wap Slap - etc.

"I wouldn't mind a nice soapy jug tug off her"

by Lee Tatlock February 05, 2004