Definitions by Lee Tatlock

Toof monster

A person who looks like they've got too many teeth to fit in thier mouth.

"Eww did you just kiss that toof monster"

Toof monster by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Yip 

Slang word for sperm used in the north-west of england.

"ARRRGH I've got yip in my eye!!"

Yip by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Flim 

Liverpudlian word for a five pound note.

"Lend us a flim"

Flim by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Fannyitous

1.A male who has lots of sex is said to have fannyitous - to be addicted to women.
2.Genral vaginal desease.

"I'm itching like a mad man, i think i've caught fannyitous"

Fannyitous by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Jug Tug

To put your penis between someone’s breasts and bringing yourself to climax by thrusting for a few minuets.
Also Known as - Mammary Masturbation, Tit Wank, Bub Rub, Wap Slap - etc.

"I wouldn't mind a nice soapy jug tug off her"

Jug Tug by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Gegger 

Offensive English word for someone who has long hair or dresses differently from the rest of the flock. Applied to people into alternative/Rock/Metal music. usually said by immature closed minded people who wear nothing but brand name clothes in various garish colours.

"ya sweaty gegger!!"

Gegger by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Fizog 

Word used to describe a strange or ugly face.

"Look at the fizog on him!!"

Fizog by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004