what are ya doin today, burd turglar?
Burd turglar: nuthin
owner: my dog raided the cat box again last night. His breath smells pretty funky.
roommate: yeah, he's turned into a regular burd turglar.
Burd turglar: nuthin
owner: my dog raided the cat box again last night. His breath smells pretty funky.
roommate: yeah, he's turned into a regular burd turglar.
by Lecherous Cretin October 17, 2011
A derogatory nonliterary epithet peculiar to Sandy Creek and Lacona, NY, and the surrounding environs. Used to refer to someone who is not paying attention to the situation at hand.
Coined by the Mountain Man.
Coined by the Mountain Man.
Ol' Abner (sitting at stoplight when it turns green): "Mmmmm...wonder if I should change my fishnet boxer shorts this week..."
Angry driver (sitting in car behind him): "YEEEAAARRRGHHH!!! IT'S THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, TOUCHNUTSY!!!"
Angry driver (sitting in car behind him): "YEEEAAARRRGHHH!!! IT'S THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, TOUCHNUTSY!!!"
by Lecherous Cretin October 03, 2018
Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon
with his nightstick!"
Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."
with his nightstick!"
Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."
by Lecherous Cretin October 03, 2018
Guard: That new fish in block C is a real cellbar gripper.
Warden: Yeah, I had to send him to the infirmatory for some removable dentures because he clenched his teeth so hard.
Guard: His cellmate will love that
Warden: Yeah, I had to send him to the infirmatory for some removable dentures because he clenched his teeth so hard.
Guard: His cellmate will love that
by Lecherous Cretin July 03, 2012