Lead Bud 123's definitions

MY Brother!

Your brother. But not just your brother. YOUR brother! You can have many brothers, but you can only have one "MY Brother!".

Is important to not confuse "My Brother" with "MY Brother!". "My Brother" is one of your many brothers, but "MY Brother!" is YOUR brother.

Me: (to self) "I wish I had some carrots right now..."
Me: *looks at brother*
Brother: *activates Brother to Brother Connection*
Brother: "Here you go brother." *hands carrots*
Me: "MY brother! 😎👊"

by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021

Mat Gang

When you have chicken feet and need support with a mat while you're scanning barcodes.

*Make good use of it before 8 PM when Lead Bagger takes it away.*

Me: *scans barcodes*

*8 PM hits*
Lead Bagger: "You need your mat bud?"
Me: "Yeah bud, my chicken feet hurt without it. I'm mat gang you feel me! ✌️"
Lead Bagger: *gives look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ*
Me: "..."
Lead Bagger: "I have to take the mats back at 8 bud."
Me: "Yeah don't worry, I'll take mine back later."
Lead Bagger: *extreme disapproval*
Me: "Ok you can take it now! 😬"

by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021

Celery Root

PLU: 94585. The perfect comeback in any situation.

Bud 1: *argues with Bud 2 over nothing*
Bud 2: "You don't even know the code for celery root! 😡"
Bud 1: "94585."
Bud 2: "Imma just take this L real quick...don't mind me." *takes L*

by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021

Such A Good Boy

When Lead Bagger tells you you're a good boy, but you impress him so much that you become SUCH a good boy. Big difference btw.

Me: *does nothing*
Lead Bagger: *shakes head in amazement* "Oh SUCH a good boy!"
Me: "Thank you so much bud!"

by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021

Ok Ross

What Lead Bagger says to you...but only if you look like Ross from "Friends". An irreversible nickname.

Ross: "Sup bud."
Lead Bagger: "Sup Ross."

*Later*
Ross: "Thanks bud."
Lead Bagger: "Ok Ross." *looks and smiles*
Ross: *laughs like a little girl*

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Pamazon Rime

Like Amazon Prime, but not really (the Great Value version, shoutout Walmart).

Brother: "Hey there!"
Sister: "Hello!"
Brother: *scans a couple barcodes*
Brother: "Do you have Pamazon?"
Sister: "I'm sorry?"
Brother: "Pamazon? Pamazon Rime?"
Sister: "I'm sorry, I can't understand you."
Brother: "Like the thing that Jeff made?"
Sister: "Jeff?"

Brother: "Yes. Actually...are you Jeff?"
Sister: "Pardon??????"
Brother: *shows picture of Jeff Bezos* "Is this you?"
Sister: *extreme confusion*
Brother: "You know the thing you scan to get discounts?"
Sister: "Ohhhhhhhh, you meant Amazon Prime! I'm sorry I didn't understand the first time, I just couldn't hear you."
Brother: "No problem, thank you." 😏

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Mr. Keys

The iconic keys are what you hear when the guy with the freshest trim walks around. You hear the keys, you know it's him. Everyone's gangster until "Mr. Keys" comes around.

Me: *has normal conversation with others*
Keys: *makes sound*
Everyone: *stops everything and looks for Mr. Keys*
Mr. Keys: *walks past*
Everyone: *mesmerized* "We are not worthy." *bows down*

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021