Definitions by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi

mein kampfy chair 

What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.

Stop making Mein kampfy chair jokes guys I'm Führeious

mein kampfy chair by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016

Eye lyek toortels 

Pronunciation: eye-like-toor-telz
Used to break an awkward silence or to let people know how much you like turtles and how bad you are at spelling. See I like turtles.

John: Hey Bob what are you doing
Bob: Jacking Off
*Le awkward silence*
Bob: Eye lyek toortels

Eye lyek toortels by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016

Tiny 

Pronounced Tai-Ne, it means something that is either:
Small
Microscopic
or it is your penis.
It may also be used in a sarcastic manner to describe something huge(duh).

Your dick is so tiny, you don't even know...

Tiny by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi December 23, 2015

the cake is a spy 

It is.

THE CAKE IS A SPY! I SHOT IT! SHOOT IT AGAIN IT'S GOT DEAD RINGER!!!!!

the cake is a spy by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi October 20, 2015

morbidly obese 

a guy weighing over 100 kilograms(220.462 pounds for you americans). Could be a guy or a girl, most likely a word to describe your substitute gym teacher

Sub Gym teacher: greetings maggots im your gym teacher for today men
Class: *whispers among selves* That dude is morbidly obese!

morbidly obese by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi August 12, 2015

cock 

Slang for a rooster, you dirty perverts!

Mommy, look at that cock!

cock by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi July 21, 2015

pootis party 

A group of random friendly heavies in Team Fortress 2 who yell pootis while crouching.

Guy A: Dude, yesterday i went and crashed a pootis party!
Guy B:That was my pootis party you dingus

pootis party by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi February 25, 2015