Le Bossman's definitions

Gram

1/21 of the weight of the human soul, as verified by science.

"Oh look, Steve died. Now he weighs 21 grams less than before."

by Le Bossman October 15, 2014

Flying Dutchman

A variant of the Dutch Oven that involves tartar sauce.

Man, that was some Flying Dutchman last night, huh?

by Le Bossman February 16, 2019

Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.

Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.

by Le Bossman July 19, 2023