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free the homie he aint do nothin

Judge: The homie is hereby sentenced for life with 3 counts of aggravated robbery, 3 counts of attempted murder, 2 counts of capital murder, illegal possession of guns, illegal possession of cocaine, and illegal possession of meth.
me: free the homie he aint do nothin❗️❗️
by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021
mugGet the free the homie he aint do nothinmug.

JCS - Criminal Psychology

A guy on youtube who does cool videos about criminals
guy 1: hey, have you heard of JCS - Criminal Psychology?
guy 2: yeah, my favorite video is "What pretending to be crazy looks like"
by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
mugGet the JCS - Criminal Psychologymug.

if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

a quote made by me, because it's the truth
friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
by Lazar Blade September 21, 2021
mugGet the if you don't break up with them, they will break up with youmug.

mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp

You're typing non-random keyboard combinations hoping to find one that's not defined, Because you are more bored than ever, And probably procrastinating. This time you went from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard, And then top to bottom on the upper 2 rows of your keyboard, From left to right. I beat you, loser. Now go to sleep, Its like 2AM. Or not..I don't care.
Guy 1: Im so bored...
Guy 2: How bored?
Guy 1: mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp
by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021
mugGet the mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolpmug.

VRV

A video watching app/website that has a variety of content to watch, such as anime, animation, gaming, comedy, fantasy, technology etc... Content from Crunchyroll, Cartoon Hangover, Hidive, Mondo, and Rooster Teeth.
Guy 1: Hey, Wanna watch VRV?
Guy 2: Sure! Let's watch some Anime!
Guy 1: Well I was thinking of watching some gaming, But sure!
by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021
mugGet the VRVmug.

whomstever

When you're gonna say "whoever" or "whomever" but need a fancier word
Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?
by Lazar Blade August 21, 2021
mugGet the whomstevermug.

i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u
me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad
by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
mugGet the i goofed up badmug.

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