poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza

Bro you good? How long have you been spending time searching up non-random keyboard combinations? poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza is when you go right to left on the top row of your keyboard, then for the bottom 2 rows you go up and down from the right side (except the L). By the way, Go do your work. You have 20 missing assignments.

Guy 1: hey, do you know qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Guy 2: Yeah! But you know what!? I know a keyboard combination that's not random that you dont know.
Guy 1: Pfft, Thats impossible. Go ahead, Try.
Guy 2: poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza.
Guy 1: .......... *leaves in defeat*

by Lazar Blade March 21, 2021

2917.31

Ohio law 2917.31 Inducing Panic

I might get charged for this soon in about 2-3 weeks. Pray for me. If you see this in the future, dm me on discord if you want, my username is MyLifeIsAMeme#4444, i might reject your friend request, so im the owner of this server discord.gg/cVaEqnbwxw i have server dms enabled

school: you might get expelled if you are charged with 2917.31
me: FML

by Lazar Blade September 20, 2021

august 6 1945

a day that you shouldn't be in hiroshima

august 6 1945: rip hiroshima

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

it's mad brick outside

Phrase that New Yorkers use to express that the weather is cold outside.

Guy: Wow, It's really cold outside
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?

by Lazar Blade January 11, 2022

whomstever

When you're gonna say "whoever" or "whomever" but need a fancier word

Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?

by Lazar Blade August 22, 2021

i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u

me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

okay i pull up

okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
you and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi

1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
okay i pull up

capybara: okay i pull up
leorio stare: okay i pull up

by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021