Lazar Blade's definitions

august 6 1945

a day that you shouldn't be in hiroshima

august 6 1945: rip hiroshima

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

VRV

A video watching app/website that has a variety of content to watch, such as anime, animation, gaming, comedy, fantasy, technology etc... Content from Crunchyroll, Cartoon Hangover, Hidive, Mondo, and Rooster Teeth.

Guy 1: Hey, Wanna watch VRV?
Guy 2: Sure! Let's watch some Anime!
Guy 1: Well I was thinking of watching some gaming, But sure!

by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021

whomstever

When you're gonna say "whoever" or "whomever" but need a fancier word

Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?

by Lazar Blade August 21, 2021

i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u

me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqzxcvbnm

By now you've already typed lkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopzxcvbnm, and you saw a definition of it, and thought "OK THEN I WILL GO FROM RIGHT TO LEFT IN THE MIDDLE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD THEN TOP, AND I WILL GO LEFT TO RIGHT IN THE BOTTOM ROW. IM FINALLY GONNA WIN HAHAHAHAHA!" but you thought wrong. By the way, Go do your work. You have 20 missing assignments.

Guy 1: "lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqzxcvbnm"
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It means something, But you'll never figure it out! Hahahaha!

by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021

poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza

Bro you good? How long have you been spending time searching up non-random keyboard combinations? poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza is when you go right to left on the top row of your keyboard, then for the bottom 2 rows you go up and down from the right side (except the L). By the way, Go do your work. You have 20 missing assignments.

Guy 1: hey, do you know qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Guy 2: Yeah! But you know what!? I know a keyboard combination that's not random that you dont know.
Guy 1: Pfft, Thats impossible. Go ahead, Try.
Guy 2: poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza.
Guy 1: .......... *leaves in defeat*

by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021

mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp

You're typing non-random keyboard combinations hoping to find one that's not defined, Because you are more bored than ever, And probably procrastinating. This time you went from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard, And then top to bottom on the upper 2 rows of your keyboard, From left to right. I beat you, loser. Now go to sleep, Its like 2AM. Or not..I don't care.

Guy 1: Im so bored...
Guy 2: How bored?
Guy 1: mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp

by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021