Lazar Blade's definitions

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

qewrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

when you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but mess up one we

guy: qewrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
guy: oh wait i messed up on "we"!

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u

me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

august 6 1945

a day that you shouldn't be in hiroshima

august 6 1945: rip hiroshima

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

JCS - Criminal Psychology

A guy on youtube who does cool videos about criminals

guy 1: hey, have you heard of JCS - Criminal Psychology?
guy 2: yeah, my favorite video is "What pretending to be crazy looks like"

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

2917.31

Ohio law 2917.31 Inducing Panic

I might get charged for this soon in about 2-3 weeks. Pray for me. If you see this in the future, dm me on discord if you want, my username is MyLifeIsAMeme#4444, i might reject your friend request, so im the owner of this server discord.gg/cVaEqnbwxw i have server dms enabled

school: you might get expelled if you are charged with 2917.31
me: FML

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

a quote made by me, because it's the truth

friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

by Lazar Blade September 21, 2021