i goofed up bad

Bro you good? How long have you been spending time searching up non-random keyboard combinations? poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza is when you go right to left on the top row of your keyboard, then for the bottom 2 rows you go up and down from the right side (except the L). By the way, Go do your work. You have 20 missing assignments.

Guy 1: hey, do you know qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Guy 2: Yeah! But you know what!? I know a keyboard combination that's not random that you dont know.
Guy 1: Pfft, Thats impossible. Go ahead, Try.
Guy 2: poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza.
Guy 1: .......... *leaves in defeat*

by Lazar Blade March 21, 2021

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2917.31

Ohio law 2917.31 Inducing Panic

I might get charged for this soon in about 2-3 weeks. Pray for me. If you see this in the future, dm me on discord if you want, my username is MyLifeIsAMeme#4444, i might reject your friend request, so im the owner of this server discord.gg/cVaEqnbwxw i have server dms enabled

school: you might get expelled if you are charged with 2917.31
me: FML

by Lazar Blade September 20, 2021

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free the homie he aint do nothin

when the feds lock up the homie

Judge: The homie is hereby sentenced for life with 3 counts of aggravated robbery, 3 counts of attempted murder, 2 counts of capital murder, illegal possession of guns, illegal possession of cocaine, and illegal possession of meth.
me: free the homie he aint do nothin❗️❗️

by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021

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