Definitions by Lazar Blade

it's mad brick outside 

Phrase that New Yorkers use to express that the weather is cold outside.

Guy: Wow, It's really cold outside
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?

it's mad brick outside by Lazar Blade January 11, 2022

whats your favorite porn category 

the question that i ask everyone, and it got my crush to hate me...

Me: hey whats your favorite porn category

My crush: WHAT!?

whats your favorite porn category by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021

free the homie he aint do nothin 

when the feds lock up the homie

Judge: The homie is hereby sentenced for life with 3 counts of aggravated robbery, 3 counts of attempted murder, 2 counts of capital murder, illegal possession of guns, illegal possession of cocaine, and illegal possession of meth.
me: free the homie he aint do nothin❗️❗️

free the homie he aint do nothin by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021

okay i pull up 

okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
you and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi

1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
okay i pull up

capybara: okay i pull up
leorio stare: okay i pull up

okay i pull up by Lazar Blade September 26, 2021

if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you 

a quote made by me, because it's the truth

friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you by Lazar Blade September 21, 2021

2917.31 

Ohio law 2917.31 Inducing Panic

I might get charged for this soon in about 2-3 weeks. Pray for me. If you see this in the future, dm me on discord if you want, my username is MyLifeIsAMeme#4444, i might reject your friend request, so im the owner of this server discord.gg/cVaEqnbwxw i have server dms enabled

school: you might get expelled if you are charged with 2917.31
me: FML

2917.31 by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

JCS - Criminal Psychology 

A guy on youtube who does cool videos about criminals

guy 1: hey, have you heard of JCS - Criminal Psychology?
guy 2: yeah, my favorite video is "What pretending to be crazy looks like"

JCS - Criminal Psychology by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021