You're typing non-random keyboard combinations hoping to find one that's not defined, Because you are more bored than ever, And probably procrastinating. This time you went from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard, And then top to bottom on the upper 2 rows of your keyboard, From left to right. I beat you, loser. Now go to sleep, Its like 2AM. Or not..I don't care.
by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021

friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
by Lazar Blade September 21, 2021

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
you and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
okay i pull up
you and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
okay i pull up
by Lazar Blade September 26, 2021

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:
First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
me:
First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

Guy: Wow, It's really cold outside
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?
by Lazar Blade January 11, 2022

by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021
