Lazar Blade's definitions
Judge: The homie is hereby sentenced for life with 3 counts of aggravated robbery, 3 counts of attempted murder, 2 counts of capital murder, illegal possession of guns, illegal possession of cocaine, and illegal possession of meth.
me: free the homie he aint do nothin❗️❗️
me: free the homie he aint do nothin❗️❗️
by Lazar Blade September 27, 2021

guy 1: hey, have you heard of JCS - Criminal Psychology?
guy 2: yeah, my favorite video is "What pretending to be crazy looks like"
guy 2: yeah, my favorite video is "What pretending to be crazy looks like"
by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
by Lazar Blade September 21, 2021

You're typing non-random keyboard combinations hoping to find one that's not defined, Because you are more bored than ever, And probably procrastinating. This time you went from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard, And then top to bottom on the upper 2 rows of your keyboard, From left to right. I beat you, loser. Now go to sleep, Its like 2AM. Or not..I don't care.
by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021

A video watching app/website that has a variety of content to watch, such as anime, animation, gaming, comedy, fantasy, technology etc... Content from Crunchyroll, Cartoon Hangover, Hidive, Mondo, and Rooster Teeth.
Guy 1: Hey, Wanna watch VRV?
Guy 2: Sure! Let's watch some Anime!
Guy 1: Well I was thinking of watching some gaming, But sure!
Guy 2: Sure! Let's watch some Anime!
Guy 1: Well I was thinking of watching some gaming, But sure!
by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021

Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?
by Lazar Blade August 21, 2021

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
