Lauren 's definitions

poutney

when your waking off poutney come out all pale white.

(Man:1)Duudeee i jusstt poutneyed!
(Man:2)Sweet i want to poutney!

by Lauren January 10, 2005

fmb

Fat Mall Bitch.
The hottest ladies on Long Island.

The FMBs came to bring tha pain.

by Lauren January 24, 2004

shmuv

well shmuv is a combination of the word shove and move so if you want someone to get out of your way u could just say SHMUV to them... and hopefully they will get out of your way..if not the just push them over..hahaha

Krystal shmuv.
shmuv over so i can sit down.

by Lauren March 8, 2005

Matt Damon

the hottest and most most gorgeous person who ever set foot on this Earth who makes the best movies

Matt Damon is a HOTTIE BABY!!!!!

by Lauren November 14, 2003

seeing double

Being Drunk

he did five shots and was seeing double.

by Lauren June 16, 2004

Ho

a dirty fat slag

You dirty ho

by lauren July 3, 2003

Funkchedda

Bad, smells, ugly.

That girl is funkchedda

by Lauren March 13, 2003