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Definitions by LaughingAloud

Gone Stealth 

The act of turning off the ringer on your phone and telling the your family, friends and employer that you are out of town (even though you are not), just to get some peace and quiet, and freedom from hassle.
John asks, "What the hell happen to Farquar, I have not heard from him in over a week?" Julie, replies, "He said he was leaving town on a camping trip, but I think he is still in town and is just Gone Stealth."
Gone Stealth by LaughingAloud August 10, 2010

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"
Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

birthing a sailor 

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.
George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."

More dick than a toilet seat 

The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'
That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.

Propensity to get Laid 

The statiscal probability of having sex in a given situaltion.
Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.
Acronym for More-Ass-Than-A-Toilet-Seat, meaning, for a guy, a great social-life.
When John asked Phil about his social-life, Phil just responded "MATATS", and John knowing exactly what he meant, just replied, "Way to go, Bro."
MATATS by LaughingAloud July 9, 2007

hippo fart 

A very large smelly fart, the kind of which you would expect from a two-ton mammal, but actually coming from a human.
Hey dude, don't be cutting those hippo farts around me. You belong in a zoo.
hippo fart by LaughingAloud November 3, 2005