Definitions by Lau King
Lau
Another way of saying "loud" aka marijuana but spelled exactly how it is pronounced. It is also a strand of gorilla glue mixed with purple haze.
Police: Hello, sir I smell lau in the car and I can find any in the car. Where is the lau?
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!
Zoink
A term originally developed in Orangeburg, South Carolina to describe a woman that is not very visually appealing.