Lau King's definitions

Lau

Another way of saying "loud" aka marijuana but spelled exactly how it is pronounced. It is also a strand of gorilla glue mixed with purple haze.

Police: Hello, sir I smell lau in the car and I can find any in the car. Where is the lau?
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!

by Lau King February 8, 2019

Zoink

A term originally developed in Orangeburg, South Carolina to describe a woman that is not very visually appealing.

That girl don't look good. She a zoink, bruh.

by Lau King February 7, 2019