Definitions by Larry Dahler
Skidmark Slingshot
A vile sex position where the receiving partner (usually the woman) assumes a deep squat over the penetrating partner’s face while he lies flat on his back. He holds her ankles like handlebars and yanks her forward and backward in a rapid slingshot motion, slamming her unwashed, swampy asshole and pussy directly onto his mouth and nose. The goal is maximum smearage — think days-old sweat, leftover toilet paper residue, and whatever else is brewing down there painting his face like a Jackson Pollock shitshow.
As the thrusting intensifies, the receiver is encouraged to bear down and “launch” whatever’s in the chamber (fart, queef, light shart, or full-on mudslide) directly into his gasping mouth for that authentic “surprise flavor packet” experience. Bonus points if she’s been eating nothing but gas station sushi and beer for 48 hours beforehand. The penetrator’s dick is left to flop untouched or get half-assed footjobbed by her dirty socks.
As the thrusting intensifies, the receiver is encouraged to bear down and “launch” whatever’s in the chamber (fart, queef, light shart, or full-on mudslide) directly into his gasping mouth for that authentic “surprise flavor packet” experience. Bonus points if she’s been eating nothing but gas station sushi and beer for 48 hours beforehand. The penetrator’s dick is left to flop untouched or get half-assed footjobbed by her dirty socks.
Skidmark Slingshot by Larry Dahler July 17, 2026