heather boobs

A girl who claims to have boobs, and while there is some protrusion from the chest, what she has are not what a man would called boobs. They are joke sized and therefore only recognized as "Heather Boobs." They technically exist, but only to the individual with them. The male population at large will reject them as boobs.

Roger: Where are your boobs?
Heather: I have Boobs
Roger: Well, you have Heather boobs.

by Larry 78 October 15, 2017

Lowercase boobs

Breasts that are smaller than desired.

Heather: I have boobs
Roger: They're lowercase boobs

by Larry 78 February 06, 2022

disappointitties

Eagerly awaited vision of breasts that leaves the viewer disappointed upon the unveiling of said breasts.

After learning she had been wearing a wonder bra , he realized she had disappointitties.

by Larry 78 May 25, 2016