Definitions by Lance Pickard

8 wiper

a real messy shit that takes around 8 wipes to get a clean bit of toilet roll after youve wiped your arse.

"How did it go?"
"not very good, it was an 8 wiper again"

8 wiper by Lance Pickard August 28, 2005

uncle fester

a ford fiesta (small car mainly found in the uk)

uncle fester---> fester ---> fiesta

uncle fester by Lance Pickard April 5, 2005

whinnit 

a bit of dry shit that sticks to your bum hairs. usually about the size of a coco pop

clinker, nesquik cereal

whinnit by Lance Pickard April 3, 2005