uncle fester

a ford fiesta (small car mainly found in the uk)

uncle fester---> fester ---> fiesta

by Lance Pickard April 05, 2005

8 wiper

a real messy shit that takes around 8 wipes to get a clean bit of toilet roll after youve wiped your arse.

"How did it go?"
"not very good, it was an 8 wiper again"

by Lance Pickard August 02, 2005

whinnit

a bit of dry shit that sticks to your bum hairs. usually about the size of a coco pop

clinker, nesquik cereal

by Lance Pickard April 03, 2005