Guitar Queero

69 with a guitar of the same sex, also peanut butter and pacman is involved.

"i want a guitar queero with pacman and mrs. pacman, also blinky the blue ghost, now inky the red one, he's not good enough"

by Lance Hardwood February 02, 2008

HighdefaCUM

When someone Orgasms over a high definition televison.

"Oh posh, i've just done a Highdefacum"

by Lance Hardwood February 02, 2008

floopsie

When you cum after the first thrust

Chick: Oh yeah give it to me!

Dude: (Loud grunt) God fucking dammit!

Chick: (angrily) That's the third time you had a floopsie this week!!

Dude: Well maybe you should stop clinching!

by Lance Hardwood July 21, 2014

Stump fucking

When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.

"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"

by Lance Hardwood February 02, 2008

Mexicorgasm

Either an Orgasm over Mexican food, Or an orgasm over a Mexican.

"I like to Mexicorgasm over your mother"
" why geoffery, that was a delectable steak, i would so much enjoy some port with my afternoon cigar, how is your frank, is he still a homosexual? Mexicorgasm"

by Lance Hardwood February 02, 2008