Lance Hardwood's definitions
Chick: Oh yeah give it to me!
Dude: (Loud grunt) God fucking dammit!
Chick: (angrily) That's the third time you had a floopsie this week!!
Dude: Well maybe you should stop clinching!
Dude: (Loud grunt) God fucking dammit!
Chick: (angrily) That's the third time you had a floopsie this week!!
Dude: Well maybe you should stop clinching!
by Lance Hardwood July 21, 2014

by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.
"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"
by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

"i want a guitar queero with pacman and mrs. pacman, also blinky the blue ghost, now inky the red one, he's not good enough"
by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

"I like to Mexicorgasm over your mother"
" why geoffery, that was a delectable steak, i would so much enjoy some port with my afternoon cigar, how is your frank, is he still a homosexual? Mexicorgasm"
" why geoffery, that was a delectable steak, i would so much enjoy some port with my afternoon cigar, how is your frank, is he still a homosexual? Mexicorgasm"
by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008
