5 definitions by Lance Hardwood
"I like to Mexicorgasm over your mother"
" why geoffery, that was a delectable steak, i would so much enjoy some port with my afternoon cigar, how is your frank, is he still a homosexual? Mexicorgasm"
" why geoffery, that was a delectable steak, i would so much enjoy some port with my afternoon cigar, how is your frank, is he still a homosexual? Mexicorgasm"
by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008
When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.
"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"
by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008
by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008
Chick: Oh yeah give it to me!
Dude: (Loud grunt) God fucking dammit!
Chick: (angrily) That's the third time you had a floopsie this week!!
Dude: Well maybe you should stop clinching!
Dude: (Loud grunt) God fucking dammit!
Chick: (angrily) That's the third time you had a floopsie this week!!
Dude: Well maybe you should stop clinching!
by Lance Hardwood July 22, 2014
"i want a guitar queero with pacman and mrs. pacman, also blinky the blue ghost, now inky the red one, he's not good enough"
by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008