LaRon's definitions

hershey's squirts

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.

"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"

by LaRon May 18, 2006

anal fisher

When taking a massive shit, your rectum splits open cuz the shit is too big. You know when sometimes you think the shit is too big to come out?? Think about it and be careful...

"Damn foo I got an anal fisher the other day and i ahd to get a bunch of stitched to sew up my gooch"

by LaRon May 18, 2006

pedgie

When your drawers be ridin up all in your crotch and you have to adjust. Can be very painful and cause dicomfort. Essentially a wedgie for the penis.

"Damn nigga i got the worst fuckin pedgie the other day!!"

by LaRon May 18, 2006