LUKE's definitions

wumpus

A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.

After I pulled my dick out of Jane's butthole, she had an enormous wumpus.

by Luke April 22, 2006

cunjeondell

cunjeondell: To smell faintly of a baby having it's diper/nappy changed.

NB: can not actually be applied to a baby having it's diper changed. It is used to express a smell resembling that of a baby having it's diper changed, but actually isn't so.

you walk into a urinal, and you smell something that reminds you of a baby having it's diper changed. But there are no incontonent infants close by because you're in a night club.

by Luke July 28, 2004

Curriculum Vitae

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.

Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:

by Luke May 10, 2005

wiggity-schplork

the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.

She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

Knocked Up

Pregnant out of wedlock, Bearing a bastard child.

"i knocked up some irc slut"

by luke October 18, 2001

sutterface

a term used to describe an idiot or someone unaware of what is going on; one who often lacks commen sense in regard to slang terms and/or sexual knowledge

could also be used to describe someone who acts much younger than they really are

dont be such a sutterface

you get on my nerves sutterface

figure it out sutterface

by luke December 22, 2003

bloodnut

Someone who has red hair. Possibly in-bred.

"No wonder he wen't postal, he's a bloodnut."

by luke October 4, 2003