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Definitions by LORD DEATHMONKEY

Smongrel 

A spleen-eating dog-like fanged mammal that lays eggs.
Look! That Smongrel just layed an egg!
Smongrel by Lord Deathmonkey November 17, 2003

Thwagget 

A strange card game played with as many suits as you like of 17 1/2 cards. Player A starts with 10 cards, player B with 30. Player A tries to collect an entire suit of cards, player B tries to lose a suit.
The winner gets a bowl of corned liver and spaghetti. The loser has to eat it.
"Hey, Jimmy, wanna play Thwagget?"
Thwagget by Lord Deathmonkey November 17, 2003

Spleeniac 

Quivering wreck: I...a-a-ate..th-th-three.sp-sp-sp-spleens..y-yesterday.
Deathmonkey: Shut up you worthless spleeniac
Spleeniac by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003

thnaardvark

A fantasy creature like an ardvark with both eyes on the left hand side of it's head and a strange angular tail. Also fanged thnaarvarks which eat spleens
thnaardvark by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003

despleen 

To despleen is to remove someones spleen and eat it, this is the only way to kill someone and leave them ashamed and demoralised in the afterlife
Jimmy: You snood!
Deathmonkey: WOHAHAHAHAHA (riiip-thnap-squish-squish-chew-chew-chew-gulp-BURP!) (note:if someone does this too often they become a spleeniac)
despleen by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003
a bod's imaginary friend-we don't know what they are, and the bods don't say,
because the squeegs don't know either
squeeeeeeeeeeeeg!
squeeg by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003