Definitions by LL Cool Jen
1000 Ways To Die
A television show on Spike TV that is clearly written by men, for men. The vast majority of all deaths portrayed seem farfetched and elaborate. Regardless, it can be quite entertaining.
"Hey, Johnny, did you see 1000 Ways To Die last night?"
"Yeah man, those furries totally gave me a boner."
"Let's go snort some fire ants!"
"Yeah man, those furries totally gave me a boner."
"Let's go snort some fire ants!"
1000 Ways To Die by LL Cool Jen December 30, 2009
Kill It
Jen: "My dog keeps eating my homework!"
Nick: "Calmly explain the situation to her."
Jen: "No, she'll never believe that! Ugh I hate my dog!"
Nick: "Kill it."
Nick: "Calmly explain the situation to her."
Jen: "No, she'll never believe that! Ugh I hate my dog!"
Nick: "Kill it."
Kill It by LL Cool Jen December 15, 2009
Conformist
"We fucking hate how those preps are all the same, stupid conformists. So we band together and dress in black with excessive amounts of eyeliner and listen to shitty bands like Taking Back Sunday"
Conformist by LL Cool Jen December 2, 2009
BJ Week
The one week of the month when a girl is on the rag and her partner is too pussy to try for red wings, and selfish enough to ask something of her.
"Hey Jennifer wanna go to the party with me this weekend?"
"No, I can't hold my booze and last week was BJ Week... I don't want to be projectiling cum all night."
"No, I can't hold my booze and last week was BJ Week... I don't want to be projectiling cum all night."
BJ Week by LL Cool Jen December 2, 2009