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elbonia

Elbonia is the collective name for all places outside of the United States of America and can be considered to be a nation of its own.

The nation is entirely mud-covered. It is very backward and it's ihabitants can write but haven't as yet learned to read.

The inhabitants all look alike, wearing the same style of clothes (robe and turban-hat) and sporting beards of aproximately the same length. They have long and unpronouncable names.

Elbobnia is a very attractive land for American corporations as it has no environmental or labour laws. Call Center and manufacturing are often outsorced to Elbonia.

Americans don't travel to Elbonia except on business. All non-corporate Americans are ignorant of its existance.
We've moved all our call centers to Elbonia but we don't think anyone will notice.
by LGD May 19, 2004
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whinge

Verb To whinge

A British/Australian/New Zealand (possibly South African and other commonwealth) English word which describes incessant complaining. A behaviour commonly associated with poms/pommes/pohms/pommies (people from England).
If you want to get anything done in this country you've gotta whinge till you're blue in the face!

Aw piss off ya blardy whingin' pommie!
by LGD October 26, 2007
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t/c

A short hand for 'Take care' popular in online chat and short message service (sms) (a.k.a txt) communicae.
Hey bro', I gtg.
K. I'll c u l8r. t/c!
by LGD November 3, 2006
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shot

Used when something good happens.

Probably a shortened form of 'Great shot!' (sport)
Shot bro! (Thanks!)

SHOT! (Awesome! Brilliant!)
by LGD May 19, 2004
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aunty Helen

Helen Clark - New Zealand's second female prime minister. At one time Forbes magazine ranked her as the 38th most powerful woman in the world.

In New Zealand non European-descent ethnic groups refer to their elders as 'uncle' or aunty'. Helen Clark is widely supported among the various ethnic groups in New Zealand.

Her detractors often refer to her as 'uncle Helen' in an attempt to describe her appearance and/or demeanour.
Random guy 1: Kia ora aunty Helen! Howzit goin'?
Prime Minister Clark: Kia ora mate! Not too bad aye.
Random guy 2: Bugger me! It's uncle Helen.. piss of ya lesbo!
by LGD October 12, 2007
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butchered

(past participle)

When a task has been performed to a deplorable standard.

When something has been damaged completely.



Synonymous with: ruined, messed up, slaughtered, botched, bungled
I'm never using those those manufacturers again -- They completely butchered the design.
(They changed my design to an unrecoverable extent)


My answer *should* be right.. ..unless of-course I've butchered the working somewhere...
(My answer should be correct unless I've made a mistake in my working to the problem)


Avondale College butchered those chaps from MAGS.
(The team from Avondale college soundly beat the team from Mount Albert Grammar School)
by LGD May 19, 2004
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LGD

Me.

:p



This is an acronym for my usual Internet handle/nick/username.
"I don't like that LGD and his/her stupid definitions..."
by LGD May 19, 2004
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