Definitions by LDO2110

Peet'n 

Peet'n is a behavior that is defined as clowning full time (thinking it goes unnoticed), pretending to be grand on all levels (without a clue as to what greatness is--and how to get there), and a perverse penchant for stolen valor absent a day on the battlefield.

Ed is always Peet'n, never a clue as to how ridiculous his behavior is--or that his lies are traceable. A person is guilty of Peet'n when they knowingly fabricate military experience prior to completing boot camp, or they buff up their resume with non-existing experiences.

Peet'n by LDO2110 February 8, 2022

Pet'n 

Pretending to be (by acting) intelligent when one's conduct is blatantly stupid. Feigning ignorance when in fact one has no choice...being genuinely ignorant and/or stupid. Lying about things which the entire audience knows to be false, yet one is doggedly devoted to the course of deception...for reasons no will ever understand.

I was talking to Ed again and he has not changed one bit over the years--he is still Pet'n.

Pet'n by LDO2110 March 22, 2021