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psychic vampire 

unlike the blood drinkers, these are creatures who drain people of emotions and energy, not blood. They can go out in sun, but generally avoid doing so if they can. Sometimes, one may be a psychic vampire and not know it. Traits include:
Always becoming energetic around crouds.
Tendency to depression
Needing constant reassurance
being tired durring the day
being energetic at night
"dude, i think you might be a psychic vampire"

"i dont" -drains friend of energy "woah... well. i never saw that coming"
1. The ability to kick anyone's ass without as much as breaking sweat.

2. The ability to kick someone's ass and look amazing doing it.

3. The ability to dress as a member of the opposite sex but not look bad doing it

4. The ability to continue fighting after recieving larger then average wounds
# 1. Bruce Lee

# 2. Shooting someone over shoulder without looking

# 3. Sephiroth (FFVII), Alucard (Hellsing), Dante (Devil may cry).

# 4. Rather slef explanitory, don't you think?
badass by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 15, 2004

Trench Coats 

comfortable and warm coats that have many uses when you think about it. i was once stranded and was forced to use mine as a blanket. The pockets may be used for many things, i suggest you always have a book, a power bar, and a can of mountain dew. these coats were given bad names by the columbine killers, when in fact one of them had never previously worn one. almost always worn by every single kick ass character to ever be seen in any video game, movie, or anime.
Sephiroth, Dante, Alucard, The Crow, Neo, you get the picture

vehicular transportation module 

any object that may be used to transport a person from point A to point B.
I have gotten a job so i may purchase a vehicular transportation module
the site to go to if you need to deal with some idiots, want to deal with them in a way that will force them to soil themselves, have no gear and are low on cash.
person A: "Dude, those guys trashed my yard last night and put mustard on my the window of my vehicular transportation module. we must pay them back"

Person B: "Sorry yo. i'm out of equipment. all rusted"

Person A: "It's okay, i went to Budk.com"

Person B:"...... it's on"
budk.com by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004

free market system 

an idea in which a person start their own business, grows into corporation, buys out all of their competitors, aren't regulated by the US government because the combined I.Q.s of the presidents and their cabinet rarely ever exceeds the number 150, and then the corporations charge vast sums of money for products.
microsoft, oil supliers
the action that is taken so that goverment officials can sleep at night when they know that innocent and young civilians have died because the president is given permission to declaire war but realizes that no one wants to die for a war they don't believe in and said government officials don't want to loose loved ones themselves.
i am engaged to be married. i don't want to leave a widow because i died for a war which, when you get down to it, is all about oil rights anyway.
draft by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004