Definitions by Lârry Dângüs, esq.
fried butterfly
People complain a lot about political censorship on Twitter, but at least they still allow women to post pics of their fried butterfly.
fried butterfly by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 12, 2020
Russian Roomba
A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.
This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.
Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
Russian Roomba by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 13, 2019
The Booty Cooties
Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
The Booty Cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019
cheato diet
When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.
What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
cheato diet by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019
paper food
Paper food is an alternate term for fast food.
If someone hands you food wrapped in paper or styrofoam, you're about to eat some paper food.
If someone hands you food wrapped in paper or styrofoam, you're about to eat some paper food.
The Mango Mussolini seems as clueless as one can be about fine cuisine, as he is known to eat steak with ketchup and proudly consumes paper food on a regular basis.
Being drunk and stoned at three in the morning is a precarious place to be if you're trying to avoid paper food.
Being drunk and stoned at three in the morning is a precarious place to be if you're trying to avoid paper food.
paper food by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 5, 2017
memesplaining
The act of explaining the meaning of the word meme to a person who does not understand it. Most people incorrectly believe that a meme is a picture with words added on top of it. This is actually an image macro. While some image macros are also memes, not all memes are image macros. The preceding three sentences are an example of memesplaining.
memesplaining by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 25, 2016
needle cooties
While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.
needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016