Definitions by Kyle Rh.

trade of all jacks

a task or chore that's so easy, most people can easily perform it. one should not use a trade of all jacks to impress someone.

Guy: "did you see the way i replaced that light bulb? pretty impressive huh?"

Girl: "dude, that's a trade of all jacks. my grandma can do that and she doesn't have hands."

trade of all jacks by Kyle Rh. October 23, 2010

purple-lining

Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.

"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"

"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."

purple-lining by Kyle Rh. October 3, 2009

cashleticism 

An inclination to excel at a sport, especially at a professional level. That is, the skills to pay the bills.

Person 1: Did you see LeBron in the All-Star game last night?

Person 2: Hell yeah, I knew his cashleticism would take him to the top.

cashleticism by Kyle Rh. November 2, 2008

classy problem 

A type of problem that, for its low likelihood of occurrence, should not be taken into serious account. Popularized by Doug Heffernan on the King of Queens.

Roommate 1: If we both get lucky tonight, who gets to use the apartment.

Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.

classy problem by Kyle Rh. May 28, 2008

Brother Theresa 

A term coined sarcastically by Slater on Saved By The Bell to characterize a very kind, giving man. (i.e. a male version of Mother Theresa)

Slater: First, he offers me his locker, and now his seat. He's a real Brother Theresa.

Brother Theresa by Kyle Rh. April 16, 2008