5 definitions by Kyle Rh.
A term coined sarcastically by Slater on Saved By The Bell to characterize a very kind, giving man. (i.e. a male version of Mother Theresa)
by Kyle Rh. April 16, 2008
Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.
"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"
"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."
"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."
by Kyle Rh. October 4, 2009
a task or chore that's so easy, most people can easily perform it. one should not use a trade of all jacks to impress someone.
Guy: "did you see the way i replaced that light bulb? pretty impressive huh?"
Girl: "dude, that's a trade of all jacks. my grandma can do that and she doesn't have hands."
Girl: "dude, that's a trade of all jacks. my grandma can do that and she doesn't have hands."
by Kyle Rh. October 23, 2010
An inclination to excel at a sport, especially at a professional level. That is, the skills to pay the bills.
Person 1: Did you see LeBron in the All-Star game last night?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I knew his cashleticism would take him to the top.
Person 2: Hell yeah, I knew his cashleticism would take him to the top.
by Kyle Rh. September 18, 2008
A type of problem that, for its low likelihood of occurrence, should not be taken into serious account. Popularized by Doug Heffernan on the King of Queens.
Roommate 1: If we both get lucky tonight, who gets to use the apartment.
Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.
Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.
by Kyle Rh. May 29, 2008