ABBACAD theory 

The ABBACAD theory states that if, in a mutiple choice exam, you follow the pattern A, B, B, A, C, A, D and then repeat the pattern throughout the exam, you will recieve an excellent ressult. Is often employed by idiots who have no direction in life. This theory was tested on 2006 by K. Bridge and a result of 45/80 was achieved. Therefore the theory is infact; true

Demetri: "I'm a dumbass so i am going to use the ABBACAD theory in my final exam"

Kyle: "Good on ya. it always works"

Demetri: "It had better work, otherwise i might have a Pattison Moment

ABBACAD theory by Kyle Bridge June 15, 2008