Kunthuffer's definitions

well weathered whore

A ho with experience and it shows in her appearance and in her performance, who knows how to take the abuse and dish it out just the same.

Bryan isn't looking for just any old slut, he likes a well weathered whore that knows what the deal is.

by Kunthuffer November 9, 2017

hunky hand grenades

Stuffed cabbages. Cabbage rolls filled with ground pork, rice and spices.

Grandma is cooking up a big old pot of hunky hand grenades.

by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017

Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

China sideways

A way for a situation to become compromised in an extreme and unusual way. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

I would have been here sooner but traffic was all fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017