Definitions by Kunthuffer

hunky hand grenades 

Stuffed cabbages. Cabbage rolls filled with ground pork, rice and spices.

Grandma is cooking up a big old pot of hunky hand grenades.

hunky hand grenades by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017

China sideways 

A way for a situation to become compromised in an extreme and unusual way. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

I would have been here sooner but traffic was all fucked China sideways.

China sideways by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

Fucked China sideways 

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

Fucked China sideways by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

Fucked China sideways 

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

Fucked China sideways by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017