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Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

morgan-de-toi 

Clothing brand adored by wannabe-eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.

that all you got, pansies? 

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

wham-bam-thank-you-mam 

Indicating a very wreckless macho military action that comes off very well.
Wham-bam-thank-you-mam 50 calibre machine gun.

Aston Martin Lagonda 

Aston martin Lagonda LTD made the aston martin lagonda car.
(n.) a male. Same definition as dude
Surf, daddio, surf.
daddio by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

volanté 

Aston martin variator. Totally Kick-ass!
Oh dear, mister Mustang driver, did your cheap volanté rip-off break down?


*drives off in superior V8 Volanté*
volanté by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Aston-Martin Lagonda. The name under which aston became known after taking over lagonda. Shortly after this, Aston actually launched a car called the lagonda, which was quite a monstrosity, but very cool.
AML see aston martin
AML by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004