mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

mile-high club membership

See mile high club membership

You join me in the bathroom and we'll get our mile-high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

O/H

Overheads, fixed costs. The costs a business will incur regardless of output.

o/h £350,000 pa (per annum)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

lugh

Typo for luagh.

I is teh lugh @ j00!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

lifer

(n.) A prisnoer who has been ordered to spend life in prison.

Murderer! Murderer! OJ should at least be a lifer!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 30, 2004