1021 definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

sleeping giant

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.

See awaken a sleeping giant

by Kung-fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Frankie says relax

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-fu Jesus May 1, 2004

landslide

(n.) Earth moving down a hillside very fast, destroying everthing it its path. A large shift of mass.

(n.) When one party standing in an election takes a massive majority over all others, including the reigning party. The name comes from bar chart presentation, where the drawings resemble a landslide.

The landslide killed 18 peeps


He won by a landslide

by Kung-fu Jesus July 21, 2004

.exe

The ending of the email attatchment I shall send you.

You gonna get sub7'D

by Kung-fu Jesus April 24, 2004

holy crap.lions! tours

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.

Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway

by Kung-fu Jesus May 14, 2004

gratuitous violence

Gratuitous violence is violence for the sake of being violent. Usually assocciated with low budget movies and cult videogames. Given without need, often unrealistic.

Grand Theft Auto had a Gratuitous violence bonus.

by Kung-fu Jesus April 17, 2004

fooling around

Making an idiot of oneself. Acting immaturely.

Stop fooling around

by Kung-fu Jesus April 30, 2004