Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

O'clock 

a) The hour on a 12 hour clock.

b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.

The time is 9 O'clock (well, 21:29) and having found no good tv, I turned on the PC and defined this word and a half.



Charlie at five o'clock sir!

O'clock by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

free willy 

(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition

mmmm, whale.

free willy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

boys' love 

Mixed with man love, creates NAMBLA

Man-boys' love

boys' love by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

c'est la vie 

(Idiom) Literally translated, means "It is the life". Better translations lead to "That's life" or "it's life". Basically shut up and get over it, used as a puit down. The best retort to this is "C'est la guerre", which means "This is war".

*A and B find A's car being keyed by a person known to be a local trouble maker*

A: Damn that bastard! I'll kill him.

B: So what about your car, c'est la vie. He's just a kid anyway...

A: NON! *eyes go red* C'est la guerre!


B: *shits pants*

c'est la vie by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Flagship 

(n.) The flagship of a fleet is usually the best-equipped, and most famous. The orders all come from there.

Taking out the flagship decreases morale greatly.

Flagship by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

amazonian 

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

amazonian by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Paper or plastic?

(Idiom) Cash or Credit card?

Paper or plastic, Coco Mademoiselle?

Paper or plastic? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004