Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

Golden Age 

The reign of Queen Elizabeth I of England & Wales, the last monarch before the kingdom united with Scotland, and a very prosperous one indeed.

The current queen was supposed to lead a second golden age, but that title faded away with the loss of the empire.

Golden Age by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

So bad it's good

(adj.) To be so dire it is actually amusing

Takeshi's castle

So bad it's good by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

So bad it's good, but gone back to bad again

(adj.) To be so bad it seemed good for a few minutes, but is repetitive.

The spice girls.

So bad it's good, but gone back to bad again by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

spice girl

(n.) A object of desire, until the turn of this century.

"I can't figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate"


--Quote, can you guess who by?

spice girl by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

april fools 

The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.

*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?

april fools by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Faith no more

One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?

You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...

Faith no more by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

they deserve eachother

(Idiom) Two people of questionable ethics or dislikeable personalities with a common goal or hobby.

Eliturk and butt licka are so retarded and fuckin' dumb, they desrve eachother.

they deserve eachother by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004