Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

mongoloid 

(n.) Someone from southern or eastern asia according to a now obsolete racial classification. The name is given, probably as a result of genghis khan's mongol empire, which saw mongols breed with the natives of most asian races/tribes. The key factors in deciding whether a skull is mongoloid or not lie in the eyes and nose.

Most Chinese, Japanese and Koreans were once called 'mongoloid'.

caucasoid
negroid
austroloid

mongoloid by kung-fu jesus September 7, 2004

lieutenant dan 

The act of picking up an amputee (legless) for sex. See acrotomophilia

vietnam veterans without legs turn me on!

lieutenant dan by kung-fu jesus September 6, 2004

hippo farmer 

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

hippo farmer by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004

i smell bacon 

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

i smell bacon by kung-fu jesus August 21, 2004

enter the ring 

(v.) To make clear one's intentions to fight. Etymology: combat sports ring.

He entered the ring to show he was not scared of fighting the man in blue.

enter the ring by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

spit the game 

(v.) To give away your secrets.

He spat the game and revealed he had a passion for little boys and lollipops.

spit the game by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

off the pace 

(adj.) Behind the leader

You are ten seconds off the pace, hurry up!

off the pace by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004