Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.

The law of the jungle ruled eton.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

Put through thier paces

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.

Time to put our players through thier paces.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

all grown up

A term used by older generations to make a "kind" comment about someone coming of maturity. At the same time, it reminds the listener/reader that they are not the daddy dick.

Look at you now, all grown up with a suit on.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

fooling around

Making an idiot of oneself. Acting immaturely.

Stop fooling around

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

bugger me

An expression of surprise and partial disbelief. Not to be taken literally. Also used as a challenge.

Well bugger me if you'll be getting an example!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004