Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

no can do

"I can't do that."


Usually a sing that more/better incentive is needed.

You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

fuck me

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.

1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

borders accent

Accent found on the borders of the two main territories of the UK- England and Scotland. Whether the speaker is from either is irrelevant, the accent is the same. A cross between geordie and scottish accents.

Wyi mon! Mushi pess o' haggis?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

privacy policy

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.

Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!


--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

skating on thin ice

To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining

Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

red lining

Also skating on thin ice. To be in an unfavourable position of being one step away from having a superior party devastate your cause.

I'm seriously red lining it with the boss man. He says I'm one step from having my shit ruined. I know what he's like. he will seriously fuck me up.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

business end

The end that produces fecial matter, or "business" as you may call it.

The business end of your girlfriend is friendly with the arserapist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004