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Anyone who does has an objection to abortion, does not like homosexual marriage or homosexuals ingeneral, anyone who is not an atheist, anyone who does not drive a hybrid, any omnivore etc.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
Get the rightista mug.(1854-1880) Infamous Irish-Austrailian bushranger-cum-bank-robber who performed some of the most daring raids in history. He fought the establishment for a republic of Victoria. The last attack he made on the establishment was an attempt to derail a train carrying over 200 police officers. Throughout his time as an outlaw he had become a people's champion. He was a modern-day Robin Hood, and his popularity was such that he thought no-one would betray him.
After decades of great loyalty from the poor, he was betrayed on his greatest mission yet. The train stopped before it could be derailed, and police rushed to the hotel he was staying at. He and three other members of the "Kelly Gang" had made primitive body armour from plough metal. This did little to save his friends, who were shot in armour gaps, such as the crotch (ouch!).
Kelly waded to the forest where he was crossed by 34 armed police. He took them all on in a gunfight, and bullets pierced his armour 27 times. He eventually fell from a loss of blood, and was nursed back to health before his execution. On the scaffold he said "such is life", as the noose was tied.
He is best remembered for being an outlaw, a hardman and being the early pioneer of bullet-proof body armour.
After decades of great loyalty from the poor, he was betrayed on his greatest mission yet. The train stopped before it could be derailed, and police rushed to the hotel he was staying at. He and three other members of the "Kelly Gang" had made primitive body armour from plough metal. This did little to save his friends, who were shot in armour gaps, such as the crotch (ouch!).
Kelly waded to the forest where he was crossed by 34 armed police. He took them all on in a gunfight, and bullets pierced his armour 27 times. He eventually fell from a loss of blood, and was nursed back to health before his execution. On the scaffold he said "such is life", as the noose was tied.
He is best remembered for being an outlaw, a hardman and being the early pioneer of bullet-proof body armour.
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yahoo serious?
yes, he's a...nevermind.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004
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Aston-Martin Lagonda. The name under which aston became known after taking over lagonda. Shortly after this, Aston actually launched a car called the lagonda, which was quite a monstrosity, but very cool.
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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the AML mug.She was searching for the condom on all fours without her glass, when barry couldn't wait anymore and gave it to her indabutt
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
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Get the square jawed mug.To only hang around with someone for so long that you can only say hello and settle for some basic conversation.
Alright, I'm going to have to love you and leave you or else I'll be late for the meeting this afternoon.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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