Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

opel

German car brand acquired by General motors in 1926 and merged with Bentley's rival Vauxhall to form POS lower class cars for the poor. Rusty as hell. German efficiency turned into american mass-produced crap. Sold in Europe, except re-badged as Vauxhall in the UK.

Yes, opel have made some good cars, examples:

Opel Manta A
Opel Manta B
Opel Manta GTE
Opel Lotus Omega (world's fastest saloon 1990-1998, better known as Vauxhall Lotus Carlton)

That's...
about....
it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

up periscope

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.

Up periscope! down periscope! Up periscope! Down periscope!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

e-mail bombing

The act of (often using purpose-made devices) filling up an internet e-mail inbox with repetitive posts, lurid witticisms, and grotesque insults.

E-mail bombing is more fun than people make it out to be www.xyerclev.tk!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

bcc;

Abbr. "Blank carbon copy". A check box in an email which does not show source nor others who have recieved it. Bad news.

CC: bcc;

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

lunch-break pleasure boy

(n.) Young male who goes into the sanitary area of his building of employment during breaks and masturbates.

Do you think Nathan is a lunch-break pleasure boy? He's always "just having a quick piss".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.

I landed on the community chest.


Community chest is very flat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004