Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

de-militarised zone

British spelling, I can't be bothered to type it out again, so here's one I made earlier.

See De-militarized zone

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.

After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

lunchbox

The act of a man covering his genitals with his hands, while asking people to "guess what's in my lunchbox" before putting peer pressure on the person stupid enough to answer correctly (penis, genitals, dick etc.) to force them to give him oral sex.

He walked around the party, stark bollock naked, playing lunchbox on all the women. The person who guessed was actually an eight year old girl who he demanded should pay him lip service

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

DB9

(n.) Aston Martin the owns all cars up to three times its' price.

Fuck your ferrari, porsche or anything else. Aston owns all.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

bear market

The opposite of a bull market. A bear market is where people expect thier investments to decrease in value, and hence shares go for less than the value at which they were bought.

In 18th and 19th century britain, there were several bear markets lasting as long as 20 years each.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

internet protocol

Internet protocol, or IP address, is a unique number (like a phone number) that is given to you by your service provider. Most users retain their IP address for the lifetime of the contract with thier isp, although some companies (AOL and it's subsidiaries) give out dynamic IP addresses. When an AOL user logs on, they are allocated a random IP from the pool of free ones. Since AOL is huge, and not all of it's customers are online at once, it saved on IP's buy getting less than it had customers. IP's can be hidden by subnet masks, proxy servers or ciphers.


The format of the IP is four numbers of 1-3 digits, separted by full stops.

127.0.0.1 is the address that your computer uses to refer to itself.


12.0.98.205, 104.98.35.67, 98.54.66.67

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

thespark

thespark.com


great website with cool tests and a burnmaker.

I scored 86% in the untelligence test, and got a "You're definately a man" in the gender test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004