Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

I got your wife, have a nice life!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 6, 2004

Payment in Kind

(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up.

Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!

Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

male bonding

The alternative to a woman dripping blood and getting angry.

see pms

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

squealing like a virgin

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.

I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

dun dun dun

Used immediately after a shock revelation, in the style of a 1940's or 50's movie.

luke... i am your sister dun Dun DUNNNNN!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

out-hole

The anus. Because it is designed as a release for fecial matter.

See in-through-the-out-hole

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

le pen

Not a nazi (nazism and fascism are different things). Deeply conservative and probably aristocratic, wanting to rebuild France from the soft and lazy governments that have been around since the third republic.

Jean-Marie Le Pen. Vote for your favourite piece of stationery!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004