Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

spill your guts

For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.

Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

hoof

(v.) to kick hard, with a swinging leg action (no pivot). Accompanied by a deep grunting noise that can be easily mistaken for 'hoof'

I hoofed the ball into his face, giving him a nose bleed.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

gaymosexual

a combination of gay and homosexual.


Used by goths and other loners to denote someone who does not like thier gay music.

satanhumper69: oso u dont liek cradle of filth?

KFJ: You must've meant cradle of shit. No, I on't like cradle of shit.


satanhumper69: omgomg u GAY-MO-SEXUAL

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

squared circle

The fighting area for participants in a combat sport. Origianally, these sports took place in a circle. When support ropes were added to clearer identify the border, the rings were made sqaure or rectangular in shape.

See also ring, boxing ring, wrestling ring, enter the ring, queensbury

As these two competitors enter the sqaured circle, they begin to realise that for one of them, fame and fortune on a tremedous scale awaits after this bout.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

open old wounds

To open old wounds is to rekindle an arguement put on the side.

When John met his estranged ex-wife she opened old wounds about his impotency.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

cum toothpaste

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004