Christmas

December the twenty-fifth.

A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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spice girl

"I can't figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate"


--Quote, can you guess who by?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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make a stormy sea calm

(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.
He can make this stormy sea calm again...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
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bastard

• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
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make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.
Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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jet lag

The effects of having to quickly become accustomed to routine in another time zone and also of altitude changes. Causes fatigue.
Jet lag is an expected scapegoat for laziness, or a sports team fucking up
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
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gynotikolobomassophilia

(n.) A love of biting female's earlobes.
He experiences premature ejaculation unless she covers her ears because he is a gynotikolobomassophiliac
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
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