December the twenty-fifth.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.
Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.
*rapes the young traveller later that night*
*rapes the young traveller later that night*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
The effects of having to quickly become accustomed to routine in another time zone and also of altitude changes. Causes fatigue.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
He experiences premature ejaculation unless she covers her ears because he is a gynotikolobomassophiliac
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004