Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

penis pie

The favourite dish of SEPHlROTH

seffy loves the cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

the mank

(adj.) Worst on show. Dirty and disgusting.

He got his arse out and there was all this hair coming from the crack. 'Twas the mank!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

de facto

(adj.) Exerting strength without official obligation.

English is the de facto language of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but gaelic languages are used in many parts. This is so those "not frum rownd ere are ya?" don't know when people are going to rape a sheep. See welsh or wales

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

shotgun wedding

(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.

The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

prime

a) First
b) to prepare

You are the prime suspect.

He primed his gun for firing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

Before Ze Germans Get here

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.

Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004