Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

talk to the skull

A variation of talk to the hand. Done while holding up a skull stolen from a museum.

Talk to the skull cos da hand doan wanna hear it

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

common ground

(n.) A common interest between two alienated parties who generally disagree with eachother.

Ah, I'm glad we found some common ground on the subject of gun control/ feminists/ transsexuals/ who is gayer than Elton John.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Alice in wonderland

(n.) Lewis Carrol's book. Transformed into a movie about getting high, the munchies, talking animals, people singing songs, story without plot, and some moral shit about not pissing off the queen of hearts.


(v.) to be dazed or high

Alice in wonderland is a cool kids' movie



She's alice in wonderland, give her a smack.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

geneva convention

A situation whereby rules are not observed by one party, so other parties feel free to ignore thier pledges to follow the rules. Actually happened with the real geneva convention.

Because we had some young kids playing they said 'no fucking' at the camp. John protested against this from the beggining and fucked everyone senseless. The other guys wanted pussy too, so the rules just became a genva convention.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

manifesto

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.

Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

incestor

One who willingly participates in incest. One who is incestous

Typo on Jay Leno:


Come look at this house! Incestors (sic) welcome


Should have said investors, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

WMD caché

Something so well hidden, it is as if it does not exist.

Psycho bitch's linguistic skills

Denida's penis


BRANE!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006