Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

fucktheist

(n.) An atheist who is more on the agenda of denouncing religion, starting with the largest part of christianity- catholicism.

The people who defined god, religion and bible.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

white-man-killer.com

Far from being a black-power site, this is a harmless site showcasing a bunch of eccentric female singers and groups, notably tatu, kate bush and tori amos. I'm not sure what the title has to do with the content, but it looks pretty dumb.

Be sure to note that should the title be changed to mention a minority race, even if the content were the same, white-man-killer.com would be shut down.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

red lining

Also skating on thin ice. To be in an unfavourable position of being one step away from having a superior party devastate your cause.

I'm seriously red lining it with the boss man. He says I'm one step from having my shit ruined. I know what he's like. he will seriously fuck me up.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Spit or swallow?

Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".

The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

are they still alive?

Said after someone claims to like a band already past its prime.

The Monkees? Are they still alive?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

uma

(n.) The Indian Goddess of beauty who (according to a quiz machine next to the entrance of the local) the actress Uma Thurman is named after.

Worship Uma and be pretty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

pecking order

Hierachy of recieving luxuries or necessities.

You are at the bottom of the pecking order.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004