big fat pile of wank

(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.


Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.

What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

Afrikaans

A language used in South Africa that mixes Dutch, English and native tribespeak.

Afrikaans is the official language in south africa.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

jab

A vaccination, or a straight punch. Direct and to the point. Concise.

"Remember those flu jabs we got as kids?"

"After he told me the truth I jabbed him in the face with my left."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

hand canon

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.

That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

the worst kind of shit

That something that so degrades its field, that even the other shit hate it.

Among dictators, hitler was the worst kind of shit.

Among gaytalk moderators, denida is the worst kind of shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

ride da punani

(v.) Vaginal intercourse. See Ali G

Me gonna ride da punani.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.

The law of the jungle ruled eton.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004