manager: Homer, you were you just shining your head in the shine-o-ball-o?
Homer: No.
manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*
Homer: No.
manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the chrome dome mug."Before Christ"
All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).
However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.
All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).
However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004
Get the BC mug.by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Get the come get some mug.In a movie or videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of being there, in a vain attempt to make the rest of the movie or game look cooler.
The "gratuitous sex scene" in wayne's world never actually contained any sex. It just said gratuitous sex scene at the bottom and Mike Myers giving a thumbs up (her vagina)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the gratuitous sex scene mug.What is said upon finding your target has been marked out. Derived from an X on pirate treasure maps. The phrase was put into common usage by the British army, who performed executions by marking a piece of paper with a black x and positioning it on the heart of someone sentenced to death.
The acting officer would say "X marks the spot" and the firing squad would shoot the x.
The acting officer would say "X marks the spot" and the firing squad would shoot the x.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the x marks the spot mug.Followed by ther surname of the man to whom she is speaking, a woman will say this to enquire as to whether or not the man is married. The man will typically state what kind of relationship he is in. The woman will still come onto him, but will give away that she is after him, although not directly.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
Get the is there a Mrs mug.A randomly assigned internet protocol from a pool of IPs owned by your ISP. The IPs are all usually in the same range, and you are given the first free IP when you log on. This means that your IP will change every time you log on (although there is a chance that you could dial up an IP used before).
The benefit of this method (as opposed to static IP is not security, but rather the ISP not having to maintain an IP for every customer, thus saving money. However, this means that only a set number of customers can be online at a time. This also makes the connection slower.
The benefit of this method (as opposed to static IP is not security, but rather the ISP not having to maintain an IP for every customer, thus saving money. However, this means that only a set number of customers can be online at a time. This also makes the connection slower.
AOL and its subsidiaries (compuserve etc.) use a dynamic IP system. These companies have terrible reputations.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 24, 2004
Get the dynamic IP mug.