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Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

black cab 

The black (sometimes red) Taxi's operated in London.
"You never see a poor black cab driver."
black cab by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

reason be 

The reason is.
Reason be I'm a so solid soldier. Reason be I suck dong.
reason be by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

lower class 

those at the bottom of the money and earnings ladder. This ranges from homeless people to those in decently paid jobs who will attempt to get thier children into the middle classes. Lower classes always have trouble making ends meet.
Haha! You're in a lower class than me. Shine my shoes, bitch, shine my shoes.
lower class by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

fooling around 

Making an idiot of oneself. Acting immaturely.
fooling around by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

sport of kings 

See horse racing
Horse racing is known as the sport of kings.
sport of kings by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Killer Bee 

An advanced type of bee that moves in gigantic swarms like wasps, but is slightly bigger. They attack with great ferocity, and inhabit warmer regions.
Oh shit, killer bee swarm. I'm fucked.
Killer Bee by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.


Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.
0-60 by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004