middle-man

(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.
The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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du temps en temps

Lenght of time for the average frenchman to take a bath or have a shower.
la douche? NON!


les gens français est maloderant!


Why else do you think france produces so much parfum? Have you ever been on the metro? It fucking stinks!
by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004
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bourgeoisie

Another word for 'new money'. The real bourgeoisie were more middle class than new money, but the divide that separated the serfs from the bourgeoisie, nobility, clergy and royals was very large.
In pre-revolutionary France, the bourgeoisie were the lawyers and accountants, working for the aristocracy, clergy and monarch.
by kung-fu jesus September 29, 2004
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cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
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execution style

(adv.) killing by forcefully putting someone on thier knees, standing behind them and slitting thier throat from left to right (if right handed)/firing two quick shots into the back of thier head.
Two execution style murders



Should I take them out gangland style or execution style?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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busby

(n.) A large bear fur hat worn by 19th century Russians, now associated with the British Amry regiments on show at London.

(n.) A vagina resembling a busby.
It wasn't just an afro, it was a fucking busby!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
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