Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

cameo 

A short, walk-on part by a famous actor. Also a crappy 80's pop group. Thier most famous song, "word up" was later covered by one of the spice girls.

A cameo role.

cameo by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

morgan-de-toi 

Clothing brand adored by wannabe-eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.

Ooh-la-la. This is shit.

morgan-de-toi by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

wham-bam-thank-you-mam 

Indicating a very wreckless macho military action that comes off very well.

Wham-bam-thank-you-mam 50 calibre machine gun.

wham-bam-thank-you-mam by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

that all you got, pansies? 

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

that all you got, pansies? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Aston Martin Lagonda 

See AML

Aston martin Lagonda LTD made the aston martin lagonda car.

Aston Martin Lagonda by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

daddio 

(n.) a male. Same definition as dude

Surf, daddio, surf.

daddio by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

cast iron cow shit 

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.

It's stuck in this cast iron cow shit.

cast iron cow shit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004