Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

who ate all the pies 

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.

Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

who ate all the pies by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

nova 

(n.) A terrible vehicle made by Vauxhall. This square shaped miniture SRi (Short for some retarded idiot- meaning the driver) is owned by all sorts of lower class faggots, despite being designed as an economical shopping trolley for middle aged women. Capable of the magical 105mph, this lightweight crap is claimed to be easily tuned because of the simple engine. It is possible to extract a rather dismal 137mph with a turbocharger.

Nova drivers only ever race other nova drivers. Fearing the mighty fiesta, another boy racer crap car, or the superior crap of ancient BMW 3.16, VW polo, Corsa, KA, saxo, clio, 206 etc.


All the above cars suck

nova by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

boot sex 

Thwe act of sticking ones penis in a doctor martins boot.

OMGWTFBBQ BOOTSEKS!!!!11SHlFT

boot sex by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

hoorjination

Sleeping with a dutch prostitute

Hoorjination for 20 Euros.

hoorjination by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

le pen 

Not a nazi (nazism and fascism are different things). Deeply conservative and probably aristocratic, wanting to rebuild France from the soft and lazy governments that have been around since the third republic.

Jean-Marie Le Pen. Vote for your favourite piece of stationery!

le pen by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

mushrooms

As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.

Badgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

mushrooms by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

badgerbadgerbadger 

Now has another parody- footballbadgers.com

footie footie footie footie footie footie ENGLAND ENGLAND!

badgerbadgerbadger by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004