Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

trade rounds

(v.) To participate in a gunfight.

The flashes in this footage show the rozzers and a hostage taker trading rounds.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

masturbation policy

How many times a male masturbates per day/week.

His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

your mother cooks socks in hell

A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.

The power of rice crumples you!

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

shiner

(n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.

That's quite a shiner on your face

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

a stitch in time

Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages, he or she will have a better chance of suriving.

A stitch in time saves nine

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

lug

(v.) To paddle someone's ears. Often very harshly. Lug is also a word for ear

lug lug lug. Guess what? LUG! yeah! L-U-G ugl, gul, ulg, glu, lgu!


Yeah play with my ears SSSHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEZZZE

by Kung-fu Jesus September 6, 2006

Buddha

(n.) A mild-mannered obese man. Most applicable to the folicley challenged (means bald)

Your dad is such a buddha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004