Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

bear market 

The opposite of a bull market. A bear market is where people expect thier investments to decrease in value, and hence shares go for less than the value at which they were bought.

In 18th and 19th century britain, there were several bear markets lasting as long as 20 years each.

bear market by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

bull market 

Where people expect financial investments to rapidly increase, like in the economic boom of the eighties. It is so called, because masses of first-time investors rush head-first into the markets with thier money, expecting to amass riches beyond belief.

Japan's 1980's bull market was so good that, in 1989, Japan was expected to overtake the United states as the world's richest economy. The reccession of the 90's prevented this.


Today, it is just recovering from a bear market

bull market by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

The Pencil Test 

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.

The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.

The Pencil Test by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

yous my bitch

Lazier way of pronouncing "You're my bitch". Usually said after seeing your bitch with another.

Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"

yous my bitch by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

bomx0r 

E-mail bombing.

I bomx0r j00 inbox, avec le xyerclev thingamajig

bomx0r by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

group effort orgasm 

During a large orgy, one member, upon reaching almost orgasmic point will yell "Group effort orgasm", to signal he is not in need of anything, and that everyone should finish themselves until another person cries this. When all participants have exclaimed they are near orgasm, everyone jacks/jills off eachother in a circle so they all cum within a minute of eachother. Very entertaining to watch, very difficult to master.

There were seven of them having a group effort orgasm wednesday.

group effort orgasm by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

3-series

BMW's most popular line of cars, outselling all others put toghether.

...and I want an 8-series....

3-series by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004