swing

(v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.

If you don't swing, don't ring!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

convertable yellow saab

(n.) a product that could only be made successfully by one company (usually with a reputation in the market for such things), that would trounce any imitations of it, unless these imitations had near ten times the budget.

A convertable yellow saab is a good example.


The Ferrari 250 GTO was also a good example. The GT40 cost ten times a 250 gto.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

cut off your electric

A notice that the water company sends you. By the time you've worked out the water company does not supply electric, you will also be aware that by electric they mean dick. By dick, they mean penis.

dear leccy groovers

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

edutainment

Combining education and entertainment to teach children. usually accomplishes neither, since the two are complete opposites.

Education is not entertaining.

by kung-fu jesus September 22, 2004

c/f

Carried forward

Balance c/f

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

thank fuck

Excellent news. Often used sarcastically.

Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

author

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.

I am the author of this definition



Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004