usm

Abbreviation for "Unstoppable sex machine", as in "Carter: The unstoppable sex machine"

The only living boy in new cross

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 17, 2004

shooting the shit

A hard-line extremist approach to clearing dog shit from the streets involving firing off a six-shooter at random turds, scoring points for every piece of shit shot. Each competitor has 36 bullets and ten minutes.

I was shooting the shit until the cops busted my ass for shooting a dog wile sitting and its' enraged owner. I'm getting 20 to life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 30, 2004

Hurricane

Clashing winds that cause a huge, powerful storm that rips aprt houses to the sound of music by scorpions

Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane

Rocked you like a hurricane!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

WMD caché

Something so well hidden, it is as if it does not exist.

Psycho bitch's linguistic skills

Denida's penis


BRANE!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

mimed

A mimes performance is one where the performer(s) go through the actions to appear as if they were singing, but in actual fact were simply moving thier lips to the music.

N*sync mimed most, if not all of thier performances, not that their average fan was intelligent enough to notice.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

off the pace

(adj.) Behind the leader

You are ten seconds off the pace, hurry up!

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

turn lead into gold

(v.) To make something with little use profitable.

I can turn lead into gold.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004