Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

sinister

Sinister means evil. It comes from the Italian word sinistra, meaning left. When children reached for something with their left hand it was hit, as left handedness was considered to be a sign of the devil. Of course, this didn't happen much outside of Italy.

You sinister child!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

sucked off

To recieve fellatio

I got sucked off by your mother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

the worst kind of shit

That something that so degrades its field, that even the other shit hate it.

Among dictators, hitler was the worst kind of shit.

Among gaytalk moderators, denida is the worst kind of shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

Tyburn Jig

Tyburn was a place in England where execution-by-hanging took place. When hung high (about 30ft), the feet would start kicking resembling a dance (jig).

You shall be doing the tyburn jig.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

belly snot

(v.) To lean over when sneezing heavily and sneezing all over your or someone else's stomach.

Eww, the small girl over there got belly snotted by your brother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

caught red handed

Caught in the act of rule breaking

I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

fonzie

(n.) A 30 year old man who hangs around with teenagers who think he's cool.

(n.) A type of haircut resembling that of the tv guy.

The Fonz looks old. What is he, 30?

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004