old spice

(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.

All hail Baroness Thatcher!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004

hate with a passion

To hate <something> with a passion is to really hate it fully, as opposed to greatly disliking it.

Hitler hated the jews with a passion.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

out-hole

The anus. Because it is designed as a release for fecial matter.

See in-through-the-out-hole

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Red coat

(n.) A British soldier. Memoir of the days when red coats were worn. This practise was ended during the Boer war, and was stamped out completely when Germany stopped world war one being a gentlemans' war

Look at the red coats!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

Bucky O'Hare

One of the better kids' shows that appeared in the early ninties. Not as good as thundercats, masters of the universe or transformers. About average to teenage mutant ninja turtles, and far superior to power rangers

The toads got beat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

yous my bitch

Lazier way of pronouncing "You're my bitch". Usually said after seeing your bitch with another.

Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

the dirty

"The dirty deed"

(v.) Sexual promiscuity while in a serious relationship. Also used as betrayl. Basically, j(h)umping ship.

To do the dirty



He did the dirty on me and gave me aids from his new girlfriend by re-using a condom, and he didn't get it.


Argh, ye mutinous dogs! Ye de thar dirrty. Yar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004