Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

use

A retarded way of refering to a group. Supposedly the plural of "you".

use 2 cum ova her! I fund sumfin!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

ten best cars ever

In no particular order...

Jaguar E-type (pre-1973)
Ford Gt/GT40
Rolls-Royce Phantom VI
Ferrari 250 GTO
Jaguar XJ220
Mercedes-Benz 560 sec
Aston Martin DB9
Porsche 911 GT turbo
Morgan Aero eight GT
Bugatti type 41

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

give x a new meaning

To give an activity a new meaning is to do something that resembles it vaguely, that is disrespectful, and quite likely painful to the party to which it is addressed.

You better do the cooking or I'll give cock stew a new meaning.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

a/c

Shorthand for account

Capital account - cptl a/c

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Poorly paid conscripts

People practically forced into a war with little money or hope of returning. The expendable n00bs of the armies.

The poorly paid conscripts were forced to rush the enemy, while the guns lined up to take shot.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

daddio

(n.) a male. Same definition as dude

Surf, daddio, surf.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

vote of no confidence

(v.) When the members of a political party vote over whether or not thier leader should step down, usually over thier controversial sidings than laziness or ineffectiveness.

Churchill was almost held to a vote of no confidence until his words proved correct.


I wish Tony b liar would get a vote of no confindence


"New labour will not raise taxes"-Little Tony in 1997

Seven years and 200 stealth taxes later....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004